So I went to Six Flags Fiesta Texas yesterday and heres what happened….

1.I went on the Boomerang. It had been 2 years and I had completely forgotten what happens, but I got on anyway. It went all the way up. I was practically hanging from the seat restraint thing. And for a person with my weight- that’s terrifying. My back wasn’t even touching the chair. Then when we went back down.I first felt fear then it happened. I felt the rush. I couldn’t stop smiling and screaming as we went through all the twists and turns. I felt the adrenaline pumping through my veins. It was such a rush. It reminded me how fun roller coasters were and how my fist one was California Screamin'. It was also the best way to start our day.

2.I went on the Road Runner. Unfortunately we weren’t first on the Road Runner like we were on the Boomerang. But we got there. I had decided to keep my glasses on- which was a mistake. My glasses have a habit of sliding down my nose. So although this ride was fun, I was constantly fixing my glasses. I also didn’t get the same rush I had gotten from the boomerang, but it still had me screaming so I can’t complain.

3.We went to the water park. We had decided to split up. One group went to another ride while the other went to the water park. Although the water park wasn’t open yet, they let our group in to get spots. So we chilled while eating snacks that we snuck in. This was probably my 4th time swimming all summer. We were there for a couple of hours in and out of the pool. Then most of us went to the lazy river…. There are just some assholes who just stand in there. Or people who let there kids play in there. The whole point is to grab a tube and relax while you float in a damn circle you fucking assholes!!! Sorry, it just makes me mad.

4.We went outside to eat food. We were just sitting on those tables eating when my sister’s friend pulls out a fucking watermelon. A whole watermelon. Then she proceeds to cut it in half. And cut slices out of the half like its normal. It was pretty good though.

5.I bought a cape!!! I had never bought anything from Six Flags before. It was buy one, get from free. They were ten dollars so I got a Batman Steampunk Cape. I didn’t wear it though because I was still wet from the water park and it was starting to get humid bleh…

6.The whole park smelled.. There were just random parts of the park that would stink really bad. And the whole place just kind of felt dirty. For example, we entered the park like at 10:30 and the first thing we did was go to the restrooms. They were so dirty… Some had pee on the toilets or toilet paper in the bowl. Some of the chairs in the water park were dirty, there were trash cans that stunk. And when we went to the Gully Washer-ugh stunk…. It didn’t smell like trash, it smelled like crap. Like someone pooped in certain parts of the park. Like that scene in RV, where they are emptying tho poop thing and it explodes. That smell you’re imagining is what it smelled like.

7.It started raining. It had turned to drizzle when we went to the Gully Washer. We were about to go next when the guy told us no.He told us to wait. So we waited as they were getting people out. Keep in mind that while they were getting people out, we could’ve already gone. So they got everyone out. There was already a line formed behind us when they said that the power went out and that the ride was closed. The power went out….. Yet the lights, tv, food stands, even the radio was on. But the power went out? They wouldn’t even talk to us. It had started raining again and all the rides were shut down. So we left the park.

8.We got snow cones and went home. We ate soup and grilled cheese. It was after a nice cold shower when I realized that I never put sun screen on….. DAMNIT….. But it’s okay because I’m eating all the left over snacks today.

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